Totally F’n off… and a Happy Anniv.
I’m annoyed. I’ve been hovering between 203-205 for 3 weeks now. Most of it my own fault. I’ve eaten like crap for the last two weeks. All of it by choice.  Matter of fact 9 days ago I ate so much I made myself sick. Total gorge. Took two days for my body to recover. I’m such an asshat sometimes. I haven’t worked out either. At all.
The wife and I are celebrating our 13th Wedding anniversary today. We actually celebrated a bit early because the kids were out of the house at camp last weekend. I took her to a nice steakhouse, and we dined on a 5 course meal with spirits.  First course was a huge loaf of bread. I skipped it completely as I view bread as the devil on this diet. Might be totally wrong on this, but I try to avoid it at all costs. Second course was appetizers, crab cakes and bacon wrapped scallops. Both of them fantastic. I remark to the wife at this point ”I’m already full. Don’t really need more food.”
Yeah, that didn’t stop me.Â
Third course was salad. A huge lettuce wedge with thousand island, bacon, egg, croutons, more egg…. seriously. This salad has so much egg on it 3 chicken slaves probably laid eggs for a week to make my salad more tasty. And it was good. I ate about a third of it and pushed it away.
Fourth course was the steak and veggies. A huge 32 ounce filet. Freaking rediculous. I ate half and felt like I was going to die. The veggies were fried potatoes/bacon/onions, and steamed broccoli with holondaise sauce. Taters were awesome. Who has room for broccoli at this point?  I didn’t, but again I didn’t let that stop me.Â
Now at this point I’m pretty much ready to die. We could have fed 6 people with all the food we had. Not a doubt in my mind about that. But we weren’t done yet. We had course Five! Dessert. The wife picked the signature chocolate fudge cake. I imagine the cake had more calories than the rest of the meal. And it looked stellar. I settled on a piece of key lime pie that was slighly smaller than the state of South Dakota.  I’m sure I could have fed the 6 people that still live in the Dakota’s had they magically transported themselves to the steakhouse. Alas they did not, and so I ate it. Almost all of it. God I’m an asshat.
That meal cost me $150, 3 lbs, a horrible sore stomach, and nightmares all night. I don’t remember what was scaring me so much in the dream, but it was definately because of the full stomach sick feeling affecting my subconcious. I was probably fighting cows walking two legs and swinging light sabers. That’ll scare the shit out of anyone.
I’m back on the horse though, gotta shake off the crap and get back to the basics.  And nothing better to help that than fresh veggies from the garden. It was time to harvest peas, awesomesauce. I’ll get a picture up tonight. Kids and I harvested about a gallon of pea pods for supper. They were the green arrow variety, very sweet and tasty. I planned on having pork chops with them, but the market had shark loin on sale. Thought the kids would get a kick out of that, and they did. So baked shark with butter/garlic, fresh peas, and I tried creaming some cauliflower.  I could have done better on the cauliflower, I’ll work on it. The peas we just blanched in boiling water for a couple minutes and served with a touch of butter and salt. They were very good.  So good in fact I was highly dissapointed with the yield my small raised bed garden could provide.  I need a farm.
I’m going to get a farm. Mark my words. Less than 5 years from now I’ll be a f’n farmer.Â
I’ll update the menu spreadsheet tonight when I’m not blocked from Google Docs. Stupid work filter.  I skipped a week meal planning. This probably wouldn’t have been such a big deal by itself, but along side of that a brand new Sonic drive-in opened up near the house. I think I’ve been there 5 times in two weeks. /sigh asshat.
In other news the boy has learned how to operate the remote on the upstairs tv. Like fully operate. View the list of shows on the DVR, or go to the guide to find the cartoons. Like spongebob that seems to be on 24/7. I’ll have to start hiding the remote.
I’m rambling, and I don’t care.Â
Also fuck computer games that suck me in so completely I can’t do anything else. Gah a month of time sucked into that stupid game. WTF…
I’m done.
June 8, 2009
Posted in: Diet / Health, Hacker's Diet, Weight
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